Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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