Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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