problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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