I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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