How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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