It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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