This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
