either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
