worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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