So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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