i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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