so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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