do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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