those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Randomize
