Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
