he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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