Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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