I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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