I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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