belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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