so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
