i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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