elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
