let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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