They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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