Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Can I color on your dick again?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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