Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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