Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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