I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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