I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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