i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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