fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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