it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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