What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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