And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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