that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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