So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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