Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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