You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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