The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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