The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
