i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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