go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
ttyl tear gas
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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