Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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