Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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