peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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