If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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