Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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