he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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