Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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