ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
