We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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