Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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