Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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